I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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