whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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