He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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