I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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