took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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