My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Even my vagina gasped.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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