Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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