His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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