Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.

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(702): View more from Nevada

We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

(1-702): View more from Nevada

Yes and so do I

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe

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(773): View more from Illinois

he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch

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(+61): View more from Australia

This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business

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(602): View more from Arizona

I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.

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(916): View more from California

I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol

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