We should be called the Road Head Warriors
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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