So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
