high people should be assigned attendants
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Who died my cat blue again?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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