Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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