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i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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