I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Come on in and take your pants off
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