Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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