I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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