Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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