And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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