Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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