He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize
