He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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