Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
