He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
only if we run a train.
done.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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