you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
only you would photoshop your dick
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The air taste purple.
Randomize
