Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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