i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
