I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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