I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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