maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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