Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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