Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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