He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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