I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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