: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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