Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He literally asked permission to hit on me
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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