so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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