She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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