Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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