No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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