When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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