if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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