summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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