Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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