dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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