i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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