Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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