he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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