I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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