Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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